Miss M.: "Russell, what is a portmanteau?"
Russell: "Why it's a place where ships come in."
The lament of a Senior: "Ah, happy years!
Once more who would not be a Sub-Freshman?"
Prescribed course in summer reading for
Sophomores: "Mother Goose" with critical notes, with
"The Old Woman and Her Pig" and "The Little
Red Hen" supplementary.
"Hearts like doors can open with ease To very, very little keys;
And don't forget that they are these: 'I thank you, sir,' and 'If you please.
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